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jazman71092

hello ladies ;)
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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
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My Bio
i'm mostly a science type, who enjoys almost all art on the side. I'm currently attending UCSB and studying astrophysics!

Favourite Visual Artist
m.c. escher
Favourite Movies
scott pilgrim vs. the world, anything really old (citizen kane, psycho)
Favourite TV Shows
communtiy, futurama, mythbusters, doctor who, My little pony; friendship is magic
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Pink floyd, aerosmith, the used, green day
Favourite Books
Stephen King's Dark tower series, and everything else by him
Favourite Writers
......uuhhhh ^^^^^
Favourite Games
Portal, Half-life
Favourite Gaming Platform
computer
Tools of the Trade
science and a sonic screwdriver
Other Interests
killing zombies, eating burritos, and long walks on the beach
Rarity: "IT. IS. ON."
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So I'm working on a comic for EqD's December draw-off. I think the idea is pretty original so i won't say anything except that i'm gonna get practice drawing almost all the ponies :D
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YAY thanks for the Watch ^_^
Thank you very much for the watch!!! :iconyaayplz:
Thanks for the fav!
Before sitting down and enjoying a nice meal you hear a knock at the door. You answer it and in front of you stand a large hulking muscular man, with dark sunshades, a tattoo of bull’s head on his arm, a large golden belt over his shoulder also with a microphone in his hand that he speaks into. “Are you the person who faved a piece in Mobis-New-Nest gallery?” you reply “Why yes I actually faved a piece called…” he cuts you off “IT DOESN’T MATTER YOU FAVED JABRONEY!” his loud voice causes you to cower “Please don’t hurt me Mr. Loud Man” then the man replies “THE ROCK IS NOT HERE TO HURT YOU JABRONEY BUT WHAT THE PEOPLES CHAMP IS HERE TO DO IS THANK YOU ON BEHALF OF THE SECOND MOST EEEEELLLLLEEEECTRIFYING MAN IN DEVIANT ART HISTORY A.KA MOBIS-NEW-NEST FOR FAVING, NOW THE ROCK EXPECTS YOU TO COME BACK AND FAVE ANOTHER PIECE AND IF YOU DON’T SO HELP ME THE ROCK WILL COME BACK HERE AND LAYETH THE SMACK DOWN ALL OVER YOUR CANDY ASS” * The Rock removes his sunglasses glares at you with one eyebrow raised high then leans his head back putting the microphone higher to his mouth “IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!” *He puts his glasses back on, turns and walks away into the sunset while leaving you stupefied at what just happened*
BUT MEANWHILE, in Will Smith's super secret underground fortress, will smith received an important correspondence signal. he looked at it and his eyes slitted dramatically "Jazman71092 has been issued a story as a way of a thanks for faving on DeviantArt." He sprung into action and called all the A-rank actor celebrities in Hollywood to form an elite special ops team. Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Robert Downey Jr, Alec Baldwin, and Alf. They rendezvoused on the Eiffel Tower because Tom was in the mood for Baguettes and they planned a mission which would go down in infamy. at 0-800 they para-glided over to Mobis-New-Nest's ultra-secret mega-hush-hush incredibly-large international affairs base of operations/banana hammock research facility.
Will ninja chopped the on-duty guard while Tom and Alec sniped the remaining men in the watch towers. Alf planted an explosive on the front door and jumped for cover. With the resounding boom of the C4, multiple sirens and alarms went off, alerting the remaining guard task force. They ran quickly into the facility while maintaining formation but the firing squad was hot on their trail. One of the bullets clipped Robert's leg and he went down. "Robert!!!!" yelled Alec, turning around. "Go on without me!!!" cried Robert, but it would take more to make A-rank actors back down. "We leave no men behind!!!!" screamed Will. "I said go" Robert said solemnly, while at the same time activated a grenade in his right hand and hitting the door trigger with his left. The door closed, sealing the group from Robert and the guards. They heard a large boom on the opposite side of the door and knew that their friend Robert was no more. "NOOOOOO!!!!!" cried Alec, pounding his fists on the locked door. "Come on!" yelled tom, grabbing him "Don't make his sacrifice be in vain!!"
They began running again and eventually ended up in the central complex. a single writer's desk sat in the middle of the huge room. Just before they reached their goal, however, a huge door swung open and out ran a fire-breathing dragon with two heads and six livers!! the dragon roared mightily, ready for the feast. Alf and Tom opened fire on the dragon, but only to distract him, because Alec snuck up behind him and Bowser-swung him into freakin' outer space. Meanwhile Will did what they had come to do and told them that the deed was done. they huddled together, and will activated something on his wrist watch, teleporting them all to antartica. At the exact same time, France imploded.
In the wreckage of Mobis-New-Nest's ruined facility, a single note rests on a desk, written in an eery shady of blood red. it said
"Thanks for the Thanks.

P.s. NO ONE can beat me in a story contest."
Thanks for the watch. :D
Thank you so much for the watch!!!! :icondoctorwhoplz::icondevwatchplz: